
*warning, graphic content follows…
My son has just entered daycare. Nothing too special about that, after all he is 2! But, he came home recently signing a song that well, frankly, needs to be the theme tune for law firm partnerships!
Slippery fish
The song in question is ‘Slippery Fish‘ and here is how the lyrics go:
Slippery fish, slippery fish, sliding through the water,
Slippery fish, slippery fish, Gulp, Gulp, Gulp!Oh, no! It’s been eaten by an …
Octopus, octopus, squiggling in the water.
Octopus, octopus, Gulp, Gulp, Gulp!Oh, no! It’s been eaten by a
Tuna fish, tuna fish, flashing in the water,
Tuna fish, tuna fish, Gulp, Gulp, Gulp!Oh, no! It’s been eaten by a …
Great white shark, great white shark, lurking in the water,
Great white shark, great white shark, Gulp, Gulp, Gulp!Oh, no! It’s been eaten by a …
Humongous whale, humongous whale, spouting in the water,
Humongous whale, humongous whale, Gulp! … Gulp! … Gulp! … BURP!
Not graphic enough for you? Watch the YouTube version and I guarantee you won’t sleep tonight 🙂
And what does this have to do with law firms?
So,:
- the fish is the poor graduate lawyer
- the octopus is the associate
- the tuna fish is the senior associate
- the great white shark is the special counsel, and
- the humongous whale is the partner
Hope you enjoyed that one!
Shoutout to Todd Cravens on Unsplash